ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
When the doctor says things like these I like to remind myself he is actually a grandpa who has no idea what he’s saying.
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
and my favorite favorite favorite
I have never related more to anything in my life
…I feel like someone just watches my interactions and bases these off of them.
Wow. This is the story, song, and dance of my life.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
That’s not why at all.
Let me explain how that wouldn’t work first: Lego people almost ALWAYS have a hair piece or hat on so the purpose would be undone- if what you say its purpose is were true.
Lego people have little holes on the top of their head so people can easily remove and apply Lego people’s heads without causing an insane vacuum.
I mean, it’s a tiny plunger which fits perfectly into the Lego man’s head hole, if you cover the little grates on their head and try to pull it off, it may as well be glued on there.
Who the hell do you think you’re fooling?
Is this twitch plays pokemon
#this is exactly twitch plays pokemon
School is really only testing how long we can go without committing mass murder
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.